ATTACK OF THE FLIES!!!!!!!!

Never thought I would say that--but seriously--I woke up this morning and we had about 30 flies by our sliding glass door, either on it or on the carpet right next to it. These weren't just normal flies---they were retardaflies---they didn't fly--they just sat on the window or the ground walking about--pretty much letting Phil and I kill them. He came home for lunch and vaccuumed up all the ones we saw.

Approximately an hour after he left there were like 15 back in the same place! I sat around looking where the freaking gross monsters were coming from but couldn't find it. It seemed everytime I looked away a new one was flailing about. When I think of flies--I think of them on toilet seats, cow's butts--or heaven for bid--sitting on top of a pile of dog poo!!! So when I see them roaming around our place--oh hellll no--I think fecal bacteria everywhere. I guess that's why Allison's mice story was funny.

I just finished my dinner and set my cup of milk down to do dishes...I walk back to my cup on the counter and a kamikaze fly drowned itself in my milk--I washed dishes for 2 min! what the hell!!!!

I'll be damned if I let you take over my apartment retardaflies! Damned!!! Especially cause it's so clean and wonderful without your gross dog poo eating selves around here!

til tmw--til tmw